The beta is here. Before I issue field credentials, I need to know what you keep in your pocket. Choose carefully — I will be judging you regardless of the answer.
— Hudson, Lead Researcher (PawHD)
PICK A DEVICE ABOVE.
I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY. ACTUALLY, I DO. CATS SLEEP 16 HOURS. PICK ONE ANYWAY.
An iPhone. Of course. You paid a generous premium to be told which apps you're permitted to want, and you call it "simplicity." I won't pretend to be surprised. To your credit, the camera is more than adequate for documenting suspects, which is the only quality I require.
To enlist: install TestFlight from the App Store first, then tap the button below to install Cat Logger. Yes, two steps. The walled garden has gates, and you must pass through each one.
↑ TAP IT. IT WON'T BITE. UNLIKE THE CATS.
Android. Bold. You carry a device assembled from whichever components were cheapest that fiscal quarter, running a version of the operating system several updates behind, and you wear it like a badge of independence. The cats, who also reject authority and refuse to update anything, may actually respect this.
The Android beta is invite-only. Enter your email below and I'll add you to the testing roster. Once you're approved, you'll receive the link to install from Google Play.